ANCHORAGE, Oct 2 — A woman learned karma is, well, you know the word, after she pepper sprayed a curious black bear in Alaska.
Since she asked him not to eat her kayak, he proceeded to do just that, because isn’t the greatest pleasure in life doing what people say you cannot do?
Below is a transcript published by The Washington Post of what transpired.
In the footage that was posted on YouTube on Tuesday, kayaker Mary Maley can be heard berating, yelling and reasoning with the bear, but her pleas fall on deaf ears.
It should be noted, however, that said plastic-loving bear made no comment throughout and appears to have happily ambled back into the great outdoors with a belly full of kayak.
WOMAN: Thank you for leaving my kayak alone!
I’m going to pepper spray you in the face, that’s what I’m gonna do to you.
[pepper spray sounds]
Go away!
No!
Get away from the kayak!
Get away from that kayak!
Come here!
Come on!
STOP IT, BEAR.
STOP IT.
BEAR.
BEAR.
BEAR.
YOU’RE BREAKING IT! YOU’RE BREAKING MY KAYAK! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK? WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?
STOP IT!
BEAR, STOP THAT. STOP THAT, BEAR. BEAR, STOP!
STOP BREAKING MY KAYAK, PLEASE. PLEASE STOP! GOSH DARN IT. OH, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Bear, please stop! Please stop, bear! It’s the end of September, why are you here? You’re supposed to be asleep! Why are you here?
UHHHHHH!
Bear!
Bear!
Stop that! Stop that! Bear, stop that!
BEARRRRRRR.
BEAR, STOP THAT.
BEAR, STOP THAT.
Bear, stop that — please stop that, bear!
Bear, please stop that, please stop breaking my things. Oh, please stop breaking my things, bear!
Bear! Please stop breaking my things! It’s not — it’s not even food. It doesn’t even taste good! It’s just plastic! Bear! Please stop. Please stop, bear!
Bear, please stop. Please stop that, bear!
Bear, I don’t — Bear, I’m gonna bear-spray you, please stop!
BEAR.
BEAR.
BEAR.
BEAR.
Bear, please stop!
