HELSINKI, May 13 — We confess that we checked our calendar when we saw this news item on Time.
Now that we can confirm that there’s no disturbance in the space-time continuum, we can return to our regular programming.
The news site reported yesterday that Burger King has opened a spa in one of its Helsinki locations, featuring saunas and steam rooms.
The facility contains a 15-person sauna that is being touted by its official website (yes, we kid you not) as the ideal place for social gatherings, birthday parties and other events.
Meanwhile, a separate 10-person sauna is decked out with a 48-inch television.
Naturally, Whoppers are accessible both in the sauna and restaurant in case you feel peckish mid-steam.
Advance bookings are recommended, Time added.
